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hahahaha i havent updated in like 1 month ive been buseee sleepin lol.. uhm.. i went to power plant wif sum frends(ning,ging,mark,pat) yesterday nd we bought tickets for benchwarmers when we were about to get in cinema 3 the lady told us that we should go to cinema 6 so we did.. we watched ol the commercial crap for like 10 mins. nd the start of the muv was comics wich was weird .. then l8er we found out that it wasnt benchwarmers it wuz x-men lmfao...so then we looked at each other the what-the-hell? look in particular ging sed ''e2 nlang panuodin nten maganda naman 2 eh'' but i refuse to watch x-men cuz sum say its boring hahaha nd besides they watched it olredy xept for me so then i went out nd complained hahaha..nd the lady apologized cuz she gave us the wrong tickets nd sed shed be happy to replace it..how cool is that we get to watch 2 muvees coolness.. actually 1 nd 1/4 hahahhaha....the muvee was hilarious...i love it.. after the muvee we went to d arcade wich wuz fun nd scary the guard was looking at us so much bcuz we were cheating in evry game we played lol... then we went to mcdo to eat...uhm..we saw a group of kids i think theyre from d states cuz they spoke in dollar$ nd we were so annoyed by them cuz they were friggin noisy so then we mocked them hahaha the other girl wuz like im gonna kill u nd i im like im gonna kill u bitch hahahaha.....we walked frm power to strbucks nd while we were walking pats pants got stuck in a cars plate number hahaha so then he pulled it nd the plate numbr broke i think or whatvr happend to it the driver was so mad ging strted to run hahahaha..so then we waited for our ride in strbucks while we were waiting 2 girls were talking in the table nxt to where we were sitting nd the girl droped sum money nd pat saw it so then he sed to ging ''nhulug ung pera nung babae oh kunyari nhagis ko ung tiket(from the arcade) sa ilalim ng table tas kunyari kukunin mo isama mo na din ung pera'' hahaha but i refuse to steal cuz its bad not that i wont do it hahaha joke ln...so then i was like lets jst tell them that they dropped theyre money so then thats wut we did hahahaha how nice are we?? no jst kiddin we were waitin 4 a reward or sumthin but no shes didnt give us anythin she jst sed thanx hahahaha....aftr that we went 2 eastwud...we went bowlinnggggg....nd went to d intrnet cafe for like 1 hour it was late nd we were the only pipol in cyber so the escalators werent moving anymore so then we were jumping in them ahaha then d guard aproached us nd sed ''wag nyo gawin yan'' nd i wuz like ''sori ndi pa kasi kami nakainum ng gamot kaninang umaga'' ahahaha d guard didnt laugh tho hahaha but we did ....then we went to tiende hung out for a while nd went home...paguwi k nawala un antok namin ni ging tas nagchat pa kami hngang 4 cguro hahaha nauna sya mtulug di na kinaya hahaha...i spent 3000 but it was worth it i had a nice day a memorable 1 sarap pgtripan ung mga taong inosente at nananahimik...hahaha its fun 2 hav frends that r high even though ndi pa sila nakatikim hahaha nd lacing kahit ndi naman kmi uminon lmfao..ADIK!...nxt tym ulit..sa ek nman...haha.. xoxo benji madden d 1 nd only cant clone me yall....

i went to laguna.....

haii......i went to laguna yesterdae it was nice there i went jet skying it was so much fun i went with my fam nd frends the whole dae we were just swimin playing basketball eating.....nd we went ghost hunting hahahaha we found no ghosts tho we were just laughing the whole time......the fud was perrrrrrfect delicious........i wish i lived there but it wud be sad tho cuz theres no cgnal hahahaha nd its so far from civilization..........my frends were amazing nd i have to say its so much fun hanging out wit boi's i luv them all they make me laugh........unfortunately all things must cum 2 an end..... i cant weit to go back dammittt.........i miss them so much...........later......xoxo benji madden the one nd only cant clone me yall...........

especially when im really freakin pissed like rite now..........nyways its exams week and i havent been updating.......gggggrrrrrrr............im tooo pissed to type rite now so ill jst update some other time just not now.........shittt.........do you know how pissed i am rite now well jst look at this pic....

yeah im that pissed,......xoxo benji madden the 1 nd only cnt clone me yall.........

its my bf's birhtdae todae......

happppyyyy birthdae my love mwahhhhh xoxo...


ahhhhh its benji madden's a.k.a my boyfrend's birthdae todae......happy birthdae!!!!!.....if u dont kno him read on.....

Name: Benjamin Levi Madden
Nickname: Kid Vicious
D.O.B: March 11, 1979
Hometown: Waldorf/Naptown

Status: single
Pets: Ca$h Dogg
Height: 5' 7
Eye Color: brown
Present Hair Style: Changes alot....but if he has any new hair styles
Clothing: my bondage pants/shorts, grinders, chuck taylors, t-shirt, east coast clothing
Gear: soldano hot rod 100, marshall vintage series cabinet, 68' telecaster, custom 22 prs.

:FAVORITES:

Food: free food, pizza
Color: black and baby blue
Movie: Another State Of Mind, Sid and Nancy
TV Show: The Simpsons, Saturday night live , 7th heaven (Jessica Beale)
Cereal: count chocula or Boo berry
Star Wars: the empire strikes back
Famous Chick: Jessica Beale
Holiday: Christmas
Restaurant: Acme Bar & Grille in Annapolis
Person In History: Martin Luther King Jr.
Super Hero: the toxic avenger
Other Things Benji Loves: 63' Chevy impala, punk rock shows, punk rock girls, girls with tattoos and piercings, goth girls, old clothes, old junk stores, my bicycle, cash dog
Things Benji Doesn't Love: humidity, politicians, food poisoning, and anything else I might not like at that certain time
Musical Influences: Minor threat, Rancid, Government issue, Greenday, the clash, Ben Lee, the sex pistols, the beastie boys, Apoptygma Berzerk, MxPx, Oasis, Nirvana, Evan Dando, Dave Grohl, Everclear, Mc Hammer, Goldfinger
Favorite Part Of Being In GC: being able to hang out with my best friends and do what I love to do the most.
Hobbies: I like to hear new bands in spare time, people watch, get coffee and have good conversation, go to shows, play with cash dog
Good Habit: Cyber sex (it's cheaper)- PSYCH! Giving change to homeless people
How he got his stage name Kid Vicious: Joel called him Kid Vicious cuz he looked like a lil mini Sid Vicious when he was doing his hair and when he was playing shows he played like him. They made fun of him ''Look dude, you're like Sid Vicious'' ''And he loves Sid so we called him Kid''
A Special Moment In Life- holding my cd for the first time
A song By Yourself That Has The Most Meaning To You: thank you mom
....Some other things about Kid Vicious....
When Benji was in grade school he dressed up as Mike D on Rock Star Day
Benji has a list of career goals and he marks everyone off each time he achives one.
Benji has been playing the guitar for 4 yrs
Benji is a vegetarian, but not a strict one
Benji used to sneak backstage at concerts he went to, he would pretend to be sick or something or say his sister was back there and he had to go see her.
Lars tattooed journey to the end under Benjis Rancid tattoo.
Billy did his first tattoo on Benji
Lars from Rancid gave Benji a mowhawk
Fave part of the body? Tongue and Hands
Best Friend- Tony from MEST
Song to sing onstage? "Girls & Boys"
Some Questions someone asked Benj:
Benji: Good CharlotteFavorite holiday gift?I always like getting cologne. You can’t really shower that much on tour. I like getting gift certificates, too. I think they rule.
Favorite holiday songs?I love all the classic Christmas songs, like when Frank Sinatra sings ‘em. I love Christmas music, dude. When it gets to be around Christmas time I play so much Christmas music it drives everyone crazy, especially if we’re on the bus.
What do you look forward to most about the holidays?Every year, no matter where we are, we always go home on Christmas Eve. Because my dad left on Christmas Eve, it was really weird for awhile. But for the last two Christmases it sorta got normal and good again. We go to midnight mass with one of my best friends that I grew up with, him and his family and me and my mom and my brothers and my sister, all together. It’s awesome.
Christmas tree: real or fake?Preferably real, ‘cause it smells good. But it doesn’t matter, just as long as you’ve got one.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Frosty the Snowman?Frosty. I like that one cartoon that was on every year.


Benji Quote
Quotes from the Benjamin himself
"Painted fingernails didn't really go with testosterone."
"I wanted to do something different, it started out as just a bleached spot and I wanted some color, why not pink?"
"This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first 'cause I've had some troubles with that before." (During "Seasons")
"I'm gonna... go... walk into... traffic."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
"We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is suppose to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey."
"Sorry mom I like to makeout!"
"Did I mention I'm allergic to everything?"
"Christina Aguilera tried to make out with me... and I shut her down!" (imitating Joel)
"I pulled my own pants down and put it on myself and said 'you guys leave me alone.'" (about the Bengay incident)
"I sell out every day, I say "Give me 5 bucks, and I'll give you a kiss."
"Life is Benji, The rest is just details …….Benji is Life!"
"Look!...There's Joel!...There's the other one!"
"One time I ripped Joel's nipples off! ……One time I pierced Paul's butt cheeks together."
"Yeah... we have cousins in Chicago... Mest"
"Good Charlotte's for the kids!!!"
"He's what you call a loser folks. A loser." (Speaking about Joel in high school.)
"I'm agoraphobic. I just want someone to love me!"
"We like to go out to shopping malls and harass people."
"We usually say this is the 'Makeout Song' but our mom is here!"
"What's my official statement? My official statement is.... that I've been wearing the same underwear for four days."
"We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked."
"We grew up so fucking poor. We were slums, hoodlums, troublemakers. It gives you a really bad look on life. I hated everything. Then one day I had an epiphany and realized that you can go around in a bad mood all of the time, but it won't do any good. If you pull the positive points out of something, you will enjoy life a lot more."
"When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about like, music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like, *Benji imitating Joel* Dude…dude… I told you not to wear my socks, dude… You know I like my socks… Benj!…Dude…Oh are those my boxers too?…Dude ohhh… Ohh do you have to go there…Dude… Dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care… are those my boxers? Dude!"
"Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you!"
"I got all the hoes!"
"I was in a boy band myself..."
"Joel your gloves suck!"
MiNiBENJi: "Hey Benji, were you doing drugs before the show?"Benji: (laughter) "Nah, I don't do drugs."
"Stop watching them making out!"
"I have a confession to make: I love making out. it's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."
"Someone call the fire department this one's out of control!" (said while shaking his hips back and forth) (He said this outside the club they played that turned into a dance club after and u could hear techno in the back HE WAS DANCING!)
"Hey, guys. I have some bad news for you...we were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow."
"We feel really lucky right now, especially because we're so young. We feel like we can do anything, nothing can hold us back, and we've got a lot of energy."
Little Kid: "Hey benji, will you sign my report card?"Benji: (looks around, trys not to laugh) "Wow, that's really good!"
"It must be real tough to be a punk rocker in Wisconsin, you get chased by rednecks and stuff."
"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him, and she said no and then she said 'This isn't Joel is it?' and I said, 'No it's Benj!'"
Interviewer: "Benji, with all your piercings have you got your 'Prince Albert' done?"Benji: "Ahahahahahaha...(innocently) Who's Prince Albert?..."
"That's surprising [that I smell good] seeing I haven't showered in...three weeks."
"Yea on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. he was like come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain. And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing When you wish upon a star."
"Santa Claus, is that you?" (On Loveline talking about peppermint flavored condoms)
"Punk rockers have feelings too."
"I want a punk girl...so when we're 90, we'll still be together, our tattoos will be all old and faded, we'll be sitting in our rocing chairs, still listening to punk music, still in love...and we'll still be having sex to MxPx." (Talking about what type of girl he wants to Joel on stage)
"I wanna ride on a magical piano" (Talking about the vanessa carlton video)
"I was not programed to love." (In an Arnold Shwartsaneggar voice. Spelling?)
"Let me put on my leather pants and unbutton my shirt, to appear younger."
"Mother says I need to try to look more respectable."
"Were all gonna run around naked and make animal noises!"
"I forgot to shave my legs today!"
"Uh, my name’s Benji... I grew up in Waldorf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee, or a good book."
"This is Joel at the mall... 'Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things'? Yo, that's about me, girl... Awww yeah...'"
"Yeah, we got kicked out of Limp Bizkit... Yeah, who's laughing now?? Huh??"
"And while we're here in Orlando, we have to give a shout out to our buddies N*SYNC!"
"Hooked on Phonics worked for me!"
"Nickelback, Default, Adema, etc., etc., make me want to stick a fork in my eye."
"Hi, we're Crazytown and we suck!"
"We're all gonna run around naked and make animal noises!"
"It's amazing the fun you can have for 99 cents."
(after this girl handed him ring that lights up when ya push it)"JOEL!!!! LOOKIE!" *Pushes ring into Joel's cheek and watches it light up* "It's so purty!" "One time I ripped Joel’s nipples off!…… One time I pierced Paul’s butt cheeks together."
"I sell out every day, I say “Give me 5 bucks, and I’ll give you a kiss.” "Uh, Cut their toes off and send them to me."
"Malibu Stacey! Malibu Stacey! I would be Malibu Stacey... She has a cool car"
~"I'm gonna go.. walk into.. traffic."
Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band?Benji: Um... after you shot me in the head.For better ratings?Benji: I would rather, take dry wall screws and nail them into my toes.
Yeah, one time i was rockin' balls and my mom walked in and caught me. War stories!"
"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."



i kno rite hes like the greatest guy in the world i am addicted to benji but i refuse to go to rehab.....i am not suffering from obssession to benji im loveing every minute of it........if coolness was contagious then benji made you sickk.......nyways we will be having our exams on mondae til wednesdae and im not happpy at all who would be arggggg....i have to go study hahahaha jus kiddin im gonna sleep hahahaha lazzzyyy......and oh i just remembered benji's brother wuts his name oh joel is also celebrating his birthdae todae and i hate him.........but benjie loves him nd i love everybody that benji loves so heres info about him.......

Name: Joel Reuben Madden

D.O.B.: March 11,1979
Hometown: Waldorf/ Naptown
Height: 5 ' 9"
Eye Color: Brown
Present Hair Style: Black mohawk

Car: Well I've got a 2001 Audi that we're buliding with KONIG (wheels). It's the first real nice car I bought. It's going to be a nice euro. I have a 51 Chevy. It's going to be a street rod. I'm chopping the roof off. I'm chopping the windshield. It's gonna look like a chop top convertible. I'm dropping it, putting bags on it. It's primered out right now but we'll paint it soon. And I have my day to day drive, a 2003 Range Rover. I'm gonna put some 20's on it. It's a sick car. I'm always coming across cars. Who knows what I'll have tomorrow. With old street rods, people don't know how cheap you can get them.
Clothing: Diesel, Dickies, Docs, studded jewelry, and belts,
t-shirts, east coast clothing, evolve clothing, boxers (sometimes boxer briefs)
Pets: Cash (the #1 stunner)

::FAVORITES::
Food: Cookies (snicker doodles), and anything home cooked
Color: Baby blue
Movie: Any Star Wars and Trainspotting
T.V. Show: The Simpsons, martin, south park, and seinfield
Cereal: Cinnamon Life
Star Wars: Episode 1
Famous Chick: Natalie Portman
Holiday: Christmas
Restaurant: Rubio's (on the west coast) Acme (in Naptown)
Rapper: Tupac (the greatest of all time)
Person In History: Elvis, or James Dean
Ice Cream: Mint chocolate cookie
Super Hero: Spiderman

Turn Ons: Girls who are different and can keep care of their selfs.

Turn Offs: really stuck up girls

Other Things Joel loves: Anything star wars, going to the movies by myself, cooking, toys, sushi, girls, spiked hair, piercings, tattoos, the east coast, the west coast, clean socks, jewelry, getting mail, shopping malls, veggie burgers,
Things Joel doesn't Love: Waking up, wasabi, rainy days, humidity, every math teacher I've ever had, manual labor, 6th & main, bitter ex-football players
Musical Influences: The smiths, the cure, beastie boys, weezer, cash money millionaires, green day, goldfinger, MxPx, social distortion, depeche mode, the lemonheads, Ben lee, the clash, Jimmies chicken shack, Tupac, Fiona Apple, bjork, Everclear, nirvana
Favorite Part Of Being In GC: Our fans are always really cool and interesting people, and traveling around the country, and hopefully the world, meeting them is awesome. Especially with my bros.........
Hobbies: I love collecting Mcfarlend action figures, and many other toy action figures, I also collect crucifixes, I like to read, and I love hanging out with my family and my dog cash.......


okay now i rily have to go byyeeeeeee........xoxo benji madden the one nd only cant clone me yall........

read on....

its freakin saturday today and i havent updated in like 5 days whatever.....so heres wut happened.....it was such a great week i attended class for just one day for the whole week cuz mondae classes were suspended then i had to go to class and sleep tusdae....wensdae 16 of has had to go to the audie to decorate for the whole day do stuff but ofcourse we didnt we chose to play around hahahaha......mean girls.......nyways the next day we had to get serious cuz it was our last day to decorate and teach sed it should be extra special cuz 1 it was the last mass for the skul yir and its also the last for the seniors nyways it was fun working on it and eating and playing and singing at the same time and the thing turned out so nice but the letterings were so ugly though to tell you the truth....(fiy:lettrings made by the freshemen hahaha..im so bad...)sory freshies but im just teling it as it is nyways fridae we had our entprnrship thing or whatevr and we had to sell all day i had so much fun selling stuff hahahahaha....todae i went to tiendesitas this morning btw our yaya left fridae nite and i didnt even realize it until my mom told me saturdae morning hahahaha stupid bitch nyways i went to tiendesitas and did stuff talked to angel then went online......this post is short i kno cuz im so damn sleepy......i just realized that its freakin three o clock..... xoxo benji maddden the one and only cant clone me yall.....

my first post...hahahaha that sounds like shitt....

hahahaha.....sori for my words....uhm.....so i had blog before but i seem to have lost the enthusiasm to update the freakin thing so i stoped for a while and when i wuz about to update the shitt i realized that i dont fuckin kno my password....so i decided to make one so here it is....(that was a crappy story)...anyways heres wut happened last saturday..me angel tenny pache paches cousin and kris went to freakin market market to buy stuff 4 bs math thing.......anyways..we ended up buying ugly cheap stickers that children want.....it was a rather dull day.....moving on......thursday:........i had a blast ....first we couldnt decide wether to go to tiende or glo but i told them i wouldnt go to glo so we went to tiende instead we rode a cab going there wich by the way wasnt fun becoz ther wasnt much space but we got comfy later on becoz of the interesting convo...........(ahhh too many ym's im dying i cant take it anymore...)as i was saying ...we had a lovely convo but lets keep that convo between me and the others.....then we ate bbq scratch that only six of us ate for sum risons there was sumthin wrong with kris it pissed me offf the fact that she didnt eat cuz we were teasing her but its all gud she felt better when we started buying stuff...then we we went around searching for bargains and stuff whenever we came back to the frikin shop ( for those of you who are ignorant i have a shop there this is by the way what pache has to say:it was like she owned the place she knew almost everyone she had titas from every store everytime steph walks into the store she shouts nandito na ang boss and immidietly her employees would answer hi mam i found it funny that they were under steph's mercy since she is the boss thanx pache i love you and i hate my emploees )nandito na ang boss" then my employees were like"yes ma am" it was frikin awsome hehehe i like to boss pipol around makes me happy........anyways...then it was getting late and the parents are startin to bug their children as usual thats like their job but to their dismay my driver had to go sumwhere so they couldnt go home yet so we decided to play with the dogs and took pics with them and oh by the way they met my uncle tito mike demesa and angel was like "mikel demesa" in a shout-way tone..........then we got tired playin with the dogs so we decided to go around once again then we saw balot and decided to have a so called "balot eating contest" and angel won cuz i had to pee from so much laughter....then we rode the kalesa wich wuz my wonderful idea and my driver arrived wich was a bummer we were havin so much fun.....so ihihated ko si far sa bahay nya at cna pache at tf at kris at angel sa skul....
then i went home went online and slept it was a nice day.......so thats preetty much wut happened last thursdae..and we were so lucky coz we went home late wich means we have to sleep at skool the next day turns out we didnt have to coz classess were suspended coz of the rally shitt ..wicckkeddd......awsommme.....
moving on......................todays frikin sunday and when i woke up this morning i was worying about the projects and homeworks i have to get done but i didnt do anything but i was so lucky cuz theres no clases tomoro yeyyyyyy.....then tenny called then picolo or fulton called wichever ......... its exaclty 12:53 and i dont plan on sliping i have to talk to tenny until 5:00.....so anyways i went to tiende awhile ago( i have a message hang on )(i have a call)(i have a message) ahhhh too many frikin messages im dying........as i was saying i went to tiende then i went to church (christ the king) then went back to tiende ate then talked to tenny then went home thwn talked to tenny then went online then talked to so much people i cant remember and tenny then made a blog then updated it then went to vampirefreaks.........im preetty much living a good life i love it i couldnt ask for more well exept benji but i can wait.....have to go nature is calling.....eww.......thats all for now
.....xoxo stephy madden the one and only cant clone me yall.........